delete my account

You can't. Why do you need to?
What a bunch of f**king hypocrites. All this talk on this website about computer privacy, securely overwriting data, and personal information security. And you tell me I can't delete my own profile here. WTF?

Why do I need to? Because I choose to, that's why. I'm sorry, do I need a better excuse than that?

Is there anyone here who can give me a relevant informative answer?